He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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