I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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