This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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