make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We named our party play list daddy issues
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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