its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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