I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
NoShamevember. You game?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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