We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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