So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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