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I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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