Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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