He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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