yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
