i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm getting married
To pizza
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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