I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you didnt know i had herpes?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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