You really coming over, don't trick.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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