I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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