You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
if only i could text you this smell
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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