Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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