How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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