I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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