i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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