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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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