i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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