The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Randomize