He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize