just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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