What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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