I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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