I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just googled if crying burns calories
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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