If i come over, it means nothing
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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