He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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