I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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