Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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