So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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