If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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