I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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