He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Randomize
