why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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