some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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