READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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