I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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