It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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