The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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