It's like a parade of train wrecks.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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