I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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