Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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