i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize