She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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