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okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The adults are the big ones right?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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