Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't deserve a penis
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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