you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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