Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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