so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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