If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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