Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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