How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
