Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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